Onam Celebrations

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Hello dude. How's your onam celebrations?

Ah... Dude, hello, hello, hello. Very nice. Very nice. Today Mr. Maveli ividey coming. Pookalam putting. Beeoootiful! Beautiful Pookalam. You know Pookalam, POOOO... KALAM. FLAWERRRS! putting. Very BEEEOOOTIFUL! pinne Onam Sadya - you know eating vegetables, curries, leaf.. Payasam drinking. Palada, Sharkara, Pazham , Pappadam, all putting leaf and then KRISHUM, KRISHUM Pappadam podikkalling, breaking, njekki otta AAAUUM. Very tasty. Very tasty. 

Children oonjal sitting HO-HOO, HO-HOO. big peoples sitting and drinking KALLLS. No drinking and driving. Very danger, very danger. No drinking. Alla no driving. Eh?.... Aah! no drink driving. Only KALLLS. nalla KALLLS. Then Vadam-Vali. My mundu gone.. He! He! He! Vadam Vali you know, I pull, they pull, ente Mundu avanmar kondu poyi. Kacharas! But I no give up. I stand and pullll. Nammaloda kalli. Vadam poyal nammukk u pullannu. Sorry. Mundu poyal. Njanaara mon. Vittu koduthilla. I pulled and pulled. Appol avanmar ennodu `Without! Without' ennu paranju chirichu. Njan vittu koduthilla. Poda pattiyennu paranju otta vali. Dha kedakunnu thimri-thath-thom. 

Njangal jayichu. Pinne mundu thalayil ketti kaanichu koduthu. Appol..........appol...njan enthannu paranju vannathu?? Aaavo! Phone vechittu poda patti!  Njaan evidey ente kaanathaya mundu thappumbol annu avante oru shemanveshanam. Onnu podappa! Goosh nait! 

Eda Josey, nee ente mundu kando?