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Watching a program about the King Cobra on National Geographic, with my son..
"The King Cobra can grow up to 18 feet long.(so what? There are other snakes that are long)
The King Cobra doesn't just bite once and let go. It literally chews, biting again and again, injecting small doses of Venom each time (Eww! Not a nice image)
The King Cobra has other snakes on its diet (Just one as a pet would do, Don't need to worry about the rest😜)
The King Cobra can raise one third of its body off the ground (So what?😉.
.....Wait... What was that...1/3rd.... of 18 feet... which is...6 feet😳 Gulp!!!.It would be looking down on me, or... eye to eye....Ayyo!!!)
The villagers talk of a man who once was faced eye to eye in this fashion, and was bit on his Nose 👃. Since there were no doctors or hospitals close by & he would die if something wasn't done immediately, he used his Machete to slice off his Nose.
Ayyo! Change the Channel!!😵
